is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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