There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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