dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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