we're blogging at a bar
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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