I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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