Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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