I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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