she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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