YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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