i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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