Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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