the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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