If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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