how can u be prego again
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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