I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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