He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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