I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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