Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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