My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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