I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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