before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Randomize
