I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
tequila makes me forget i have legs
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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