In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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