Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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