Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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