Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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