you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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