only if we run a train.
done.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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