im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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