just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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