The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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