11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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