Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
