He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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