I don't think brook has ever known best
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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