it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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