2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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