So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
