.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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