Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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