How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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