Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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