Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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