yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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