If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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