Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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