just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I think my moral compass just broke
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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