i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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