Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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