You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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