a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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