You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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