VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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