The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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