but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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